Texas is a big state, north to south and east to west

Alaska doesn't really count, we're bigger than the rest

You can waltz across it, though, so grab your yellow rose

And sing another song of Texas, this is how it goes

One more stupid song about Texas

For miles and miles it rambles on

Biggest egos, biggest hair, biggest liars anywhere

Let's sing another stupid Texas song

By God we're so darn proud to be from Texas - yahoo!

Even of our pride we're proud, and we're proud of that pride, too!

Our pride about our home state is the proudest pride indeed

And we're proud to be Americans, until we can secede

One more stupid song about Texas

You've heard it all before, so sing along

Biggest belt buckles and boasts! Love that big old Texas toast!

Let's sing another stupid Texas song

Our accents are the drawliest, our howdies are the y'alliest

Our lone star flag's the waviest, our fried steak's the cream-graviest

Our rattlesnakes are coiliest, our beaches are the oiliest

Our politicians most corrupt, our stop signs most abrupt

Our guitars are the twangiest, our guns are the kablangiest

Our cattle the long-horniest, our yodels the forlorniest

Our cookoffs are the chiliest, our Waylon is the Williest

Our sausage is the smokiest, our neighbors are the Okiest

From Texarkana to El Paso, Dalhart down to Orange

Every spot in Texas has got what you're looking for

Aren'tcha glad that Texas put the stars up in the sky

If heaven isn't Texas, pardner, I don't want to die

One more stupid song about Texas

Just 'cause we're braggin', that don't mean it's wrong

Biggest heads and biggest hearts, biggest various body parts

Let's sing another stupid Texas song

Toss your hats into the air! We're obnoxious! We don't care!

Let's sing another stupid Texas song

One more blusterin', bumptious, bald faced, brazen

High flown, high-tone, dander-up, panderin'

Pompous, puffed-up, snotty, swaggerin'

Stupid Texas song