Well I ain't never had a problem with California

There's a lot of good women, from Sacramento to Corona

But them Hollywood types after a while wear on ya

Struttin' around in their size zeros,

Skinny little girls, no meat on their bones

Never even heard of George Jones

Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls

Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left who know how to rock your world

Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle

Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls

There ain't nothing wrong with plastic surgery

Well, Dolly Parton never looked so good to me

Everybody oughta be exactly who they want to be

But that Paris Hilton gets under my skin

With her big fake smile and her painted-on tan

Never had a chance at a real man

Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls

Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left who know how to rock your world

Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle

Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls

Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls

Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left who know how to rock your world

Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle

Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls