Well some say I'm not country

And that's just fine with me

Cause I don't wanna be country

With some faggot looking over at me

They say that I'm ill-mannered

That I'm gonna self-destruct

But if you know what I'm thinkin'

You'll know that pop country really sucks

So I'm here to put the "dick" in Dixie

And the "cunt" back in country

Cause the kind of country I'm hearin' nowadays

Is a bunch of fuckin' shit to me

They say that I'm ill-mannered

that I'm gonna self-destruct

But if you know what I'm thinkin'

You'll know that pop country really sucks

Well we're losing all the outlaws

That had to stand their ground

And they're being replaced by these kids

From a manufactured town

And they don't have no idea

About sorrow and woe

Cause they're all just too damn busy

Kissin' ass on Music Row

So I'm here to put the "dick" in Dixie

And the "cunt" back in country

Cause the kind of country I'm a-hearin' nowdays

It's a bunch of fuckin' shit to me

And they say that I'm ill-mannered

That I'm gonna self-destruct

But if you know what I'm thinkin'

You'll know that pop country really sucks

And if you know what I'm thinkin'

You'll know that

Pop

Country

Really sucks