If the South woulda won, we'd've had it made

I'd probably run for President of the Southern States

The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday

If the South woulda won, we'd've had it made.

I'd make my Supreme court down in Texas

And we wouldn't have no killers getting off free

If they were proven guilty, then they would swing quickly

'Stead of writin' books and smilin' on T.V.

We'd all learn cajun cookin' in Louisiana

And I'd put that capital back in Alabama

We'd put Florida on the right track, 'cause we'd take Miami back

And throw all them pushers in the slammer.

Oh if the South woulda won, we'd've had it made

I'd probably run for President of the Southern States

The day young Skynyrd died, we'd show our southern pride

If the South woulda won, we'd've had it made.

Play a little dixieland, boys. Ah yes!

I'd have all the whiskey made in Tennessee

And all the horses raised in those Kentucky hills

The national treasury would be in Tupelo, Mississippi

and I'd put Hank Williams' picture on the one hundred dollar bill!

I'd have all the cars made in Carolina

and I'd ban all the ones made in China

I'd have every girl child sent to Georgia to learn to smile

And talk with that southern accent; it drives me wild!

I'd have all the fiddles made in Virginia

'Cause they sure can make 'em sound so fine.

I'm going up on Wolverton Mountain and see ole Cliften Clowers

And have a sip of his good ole Arkansas wine.

Hey if the South woulda won, we'd've had it made

I'd probably run for President of the Southern States

When Patsy Cline passed away, that would be our national holiday

If the South woulda won, we'd've had it made!

I said if the South woulda won, we'd've had it made!

...Might even be better off!