Kids say the darndest things

Have you ever listened close to the games they play

Or the little songs they sing

Last night, dressed up in high heeled shoes and wearing my old hat

My four year old said, "I wanna divorce"

Now where did she hear that?

Kids say the darndest things

Have you ever listened close to the games they play

Or the little songs they sing

Last night as I watched TV, one rushed through the door

"Mommy, Daddy's telling someone on the phone

'Don't you call me here no more'"

Kids say the darndest things

Have you ever listened close to the games they play

Or the little songs they sing

"Bet my daddy can whip your daddy

But daddy's never home

And i think mommy's worried 'bout him

'Cause she cried all night long"

Kids say the darndest things

Have you ever listened close to the games they play

Or the little songs they sing

You never know what they learn in school

Or what they're thinking of

My first grader just said a four letter word

And it sure wasn't love

Kids say the darndest things

Kids say the darndest things

Kids